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Dr. Laura Schlesinger is a popular American radio journalist, in its transmission dispenses advice to people who call. Some time ago, Laura said that homosexuality, according to the Bible (Lev.18: 22) is an abomination, and can not be tolerated under any circumstances. The following is' a letter sent to Mrs. Schlesinger.

Dear Dr. Schlesinger, I am writing to thank you for your educational work on the laws of the Lord. I learned a great deal from your program, and I try to share that knowledge with as many 'people as possible. Now, when someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it 'is an abomination. End of discussion.
But I need some advice from you, about other specific laws and how to apply.
I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as stated in Exodus 21:7. What do you think would be a good selling price?
When I give focus to a bull on the altar of sacrifice, I know from the scriptures that it produces a pleasant aroma to the Lord. (Lev. 1.9). The problem 'with my neighbors. The blasphemous claim that the odor is not 'nice to them. I not struck?
I know I can have contact with a woman while she is menstruating. (Lev.15: 19-24.) The problem is' how do I tell? Many women s'offendono ..
Lev. 25:44 states that I have the slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine says that you can 'to Mexicans, but not with the French. Can you clarify? Why 'can not I own Canadians?
I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly says he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him personally?
A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish and 'an abomination (Lev. 11:10), and the' not homosexuality '. I disagree. Can you settle this?
Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have defective eyesight. I have to admit that I use reading glasses .... Does my vision have to be 10/10 or is there 'some wiggle room here?
Many of my male friends shave their hair, including around their temples, even though this' expressly forbidden by the Bible (Lev 19:27). How should they die?
In Lev 11:6-8 is that touching the skin of dead pig makes me unclean. To play football so I have to wear gloves?
My uncle has a farm. He 's gone against Lev. 19:19 because by planting two different crops in the same field, and even his wife has violated the same pitch, 'cause by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton / polyester blend). Not only that my uncle swears to go around. It 'really necessary I take the trouble to gather all the inhabitants of the city 'to stone as prescribed by the scriptures? Could not we 'just set him on fire while they sleep, as recommended nicely Lev 20:14 for those who lie with relatives?
I know you know these issues much better than myself, so I'm sure you can answer these simple questions. On this occasion, thank you again for reminding us that the word of God is eternal and unchanging.
Always devout admirer.

written by GG

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the Bible The Bible? Certainly a best seller!

Classical literature and cultural heritage of humanity. Unicodifetto: has pages with the hard paper, the Regina Rotoloni moltomeglio work.

AUTHORS:

Example demented writing that dates back two or three thousand years ago, wrote datribù Asian nomads of the deserts (the soundtrack instead of Nomads is true). For the final draft, Gigi has worked the top.

PLOT:

-Chapter One: Genesis, Exodus, Macarena, Leviticus

One day there is always someone who creates out of nothing Milardi of solar systems, and does so in a time of seven days. Again for those who broke laughing now: billions of solar systems in seven days. But out of nowhere, since before there was only "One Morning" and a bag of Bagigi expiring in a little while. Got a case of these solar systems on one of its planets decides to create man. The idea came to be reading Pinocchio. So he took a pile of sand, this model man "in His image and likeness." The man was alone, and since even now he masturbated with photos of Alda D'Eusanio, the creator decided to create a being that acted as a counterpart: The pressure cooker with a double bottom. After this vain attempt, decided it was appropriate to take a man's rib to create woman. Created the woman, both go to live happily and happy in the Garden of Eden, where fucked like rabbits bombarded with bursts of exciting horse racing.

The story could end here, but like any best-selling self-respecting civoleva the plot twist: the man and the woman (Amy Grant and Eva) eat "the forbidden fruit: an apple (note: not $ 500,000 in small denominations deposited into an account in the Cayman Islands, not premeditated murder with conspiracy: eat an apple).
aroused the wrath of heaven, and buried alive, cream for hemorrhoids, and then forced to make a life of hardship and deprivation.

-Chapter Two: Flood, Escape from Egypt, skiing in Cortina, Apocalypse

The creator of all the Ambaradan, taken from a delusion of omnipotence undue flooding the world with a rain if you drink, you will be turned into strudel speakers. So one of the descendants of Amy Grant and Eve, Noah and his little family that built a giant boat (then the B and became sistaccò ark ed) and save all animals, including mosquitoes. The Bible speaks not of the dinosaurs, maybe let them drown Noah patency of their hairstyles, Little Tony (I agree with them, Ed.) All saved in this way between the epic and ridiculous, the scene shifts to Egypt where the Jews (a people in case, though here there are some impressive favoritism) must escape hopping on one foot. Here comes the touch of genius author thinking about the film that I will be done on the book, we place the scene to fear: the creator himself arrives on a Harley-Davison and divides the waters, so the Jews, as if it were a normal thing, if they be quiet and eat the manna, that book after I did not view any more. Who knows what the fuck is.

salvatisi Once, these guys will dominate the world spreading in small sects. But as the editors of the book all was not enough, here comes the final effect with the suspense: one day the Apocalisseche will devastate the Pooh, The Rolling Stones, Sunday in and around the rest of humanity and the universe. Ending theme: the soundtrack of Top-gun with epic solos by Joe Satriani.

NOTE:

It 's a novel of science fiction, no fact has never really happened (besides Amy Grant covered live cream for hemorrhoids). No animals were used: they were just wiped out all the sons of the Egyptians, their army was drowned in full, an avalanche of animals have died in the flood and homosexuals have been bombarded by a rain of fire.

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Hello and welcome on this island of time in solitary ' information every time costo.Da conceived and designed this crazy idea: to give voice to those who too often did not have it. In this age of malainformazione managed by multinationals that drive the media I find myself more each day than it is crouched and helpless opinion of us and so young, a little defense for a while for the sake of screaming, I decided, supported by the consensus of some and the skepticism of many, it's time to create something that gives a means of expression to those who want it and so here I am in fact here we are. This blog does not want to be a truth, does not want to be informed and even less a simple angry outburst, but a little way to small sub-items that I want to scream their opinions, their ideas and experiences without shame brake it. Simply put, this little "media" is a "Democratic Republic disinterested and arbitrary." In short, the blog is ours and we do whatever the fuck we please is not an organ of democratic communication by its nature, is a media dictatorship (a bit Cuba-style, but not if there is no shit), the only thing allowed in more than a dictatorship is the comment of which there highly slam (the idea of \u200b\u200bdemocracy Berlusconi), we are here for our desire to scream button and we will do as it is: we like it.

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