Classical literature and cultural heritage of humanity. Unicodifetto: has pages with the hard paper, the Regina Rotoloni moltomeglio work.
AUTHORS:
Example demented writing that dates back two or three thousand years ago, wrote datribù Asian nomads of the deserts (the soundtrack instead of Nomads is true). For the final draft, Gigi has worked the top.
PLOT:
-Chapter One: Genesis, Exodus, Macarena, Leviticus
One day there is always someone who creates out of nothing Milardi of solar systems, and does so in a time of seven days. Again for those who broke laughing now: billions of solar systems in seven days. But out of nowhere, since before there was only "One Morning" and a bag of Bagigi expiring in a little while. Got a case of these solar systems on one of its planets decides to create man. The idea came to be reading Pinocchio. So he took a pile of sand, this model man "in His image and likeness." The man was alone, and since even now he masturbated with photos of Alda D'Eusanio, the creator decided to create a being that acted as a counterpart: The pressure cooker with a double bottom. After this vain attempt, decided it was appropriate to take a man's rib to create woman. Created the woman, both go to live happily and happy in the Garden of Eden, where fucked like rabbits bombarded with bursts of exciting horse racing.
The story could end here, but like any best-selling self-respecting civoleva the plot twist: the man and the woman (Amy Grant and Eva) eat "the forbidden fruit: an apple (note: not $ 500,000 in small denominations deposited into an account in the Cayman Islands, not premeditated murder with conspiracy: eat an apple).
aroused the wrath of heaven, and buried alive, cream for hemorrhoids, and then forced to make a life of hardship and deprivation.
-Chapter Two: Flood, Escape from Egypt, skiing in Cortina, Apocalypse
The creator of all the Ambaradan, taken from a delusion of omnipotence undue flooding the world with a rain if you drink, you will be turned into strudel speakers. So one of the descendants of Amy Grant and Eve, Noah and his little family that built a giant boat (then the B and became sistaccò ark ed) and save all animals, including mosquitoes. The Bible speaks not of the dinosaurs, maybe let them drown Noah patency of their hairstyles, Little Tony (I agree with them, Ed.) All saved in this way between the epic and ridiculous, the scene shifts to Egypt where the Jews (a people in case, though here there are some impressive favoritism) must escape hopping on one foot. Here comes the touch of genius author thinking about the film that I will be done on the book, we place the scene to fear: the creator himself arrives on a Harley-Davison and divides the waters, so the Jews, as if it were a normal thing, if they be quiet and eat the manna, that book after I did not view any more. Who knows what the fuck is.
salvatisi Once, these guys will dominate the world spreading in small sects. But as the editors of the book all was not enough, here comes the final effect with the suspense: one day the Apocalisseche will devastate the Pooh, The Rolling Stones, Sunday in and around the rest of humanity and the universe. Ending theme: the soundtrack of Top-gun with epic solos by Joe Satriani.
NOTE:
It 's a novel of science fiction, no fact has never really happened (besides Amy Grant covered live cream for hemorrhoids). No animals were used: they were just wiped out all the sons of the Egyptians, their army was drowned in full, an avalanche of animals have died in the flood and homosexuals have been bombarded by a rain of fire.
POPULAR COMMENTS:
"incredible adventure: fire, flood, end of the world, rains of fire, insane vein. He will become the summer hit" Marco Malgioglio
"The Bible did not like the character .. main is not credible, "Woody Allen
"If anyone will take it as true, they will be bitter cocks for humanity" Raffaella Carrà in a rare moment of lucidity
written by GG
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